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About John

Digital Copywriter & Master Wordsmith Specializing in Conversion Copy

Let’s face the facts…

Words matter.

The written word possesses limitless power. And with the right stroke of the pen (or taps of the keyboard), you have the power to captivate audiences, drive conversions, and generate major transformations for your brand. 

But what if you have copy that doesn’t snap, crackle or pop?

I’m here to fix that. 

Armed with a reliable internet connection and an unrelenting commitment to my craft, I’ll turn that boilerplate messaging into piping hot copy that converts.

IF YOU WANT…

A word wizard to weave compelling messages that breathe new life into your copy.

A strategic mind to masterfully handle the heavy lifting of your content strategy.

A collaborative force to transform your brand vision into a resounding reality.

Let’s turn that bland copy into a sizzling fajita masterpiece.

A Little About Me

 Hi, I’m John Kuells — notable Seattleite, rugged outdoorsman, and whip-smart copywriter & project manager.

 I revel in my ability to contribute meaningful, creative content for those in need. I’ve partnered with startups, major brands, small businesses and industry experts to strategize & execute campaigns that elevate their brand. 

From sales pages to email campaigns, ads, and beyond,  I consistently manage and deliver projects that drive conversions like Barbenheimer, baby
*disclaimer: copy does not include Barbie inspired dance routines or Nolan-esque special effects*

 

John was an absolute pleasure to work with. Every writing and editing assignment came in clean, and he met every single deadline easily. John is reliable, organized, responsive, and a great colleague. I’d give him my highest recommendation. 

Emily Johnson

Deputy Director of Editorial Strategy, Thrive Global

Past Positions Include…

Copy Lead & Client Success Manager

Lead Copywriter & Senior Editor

Writer & Marketing Assistant

Freelance Copywriter

MY WORK HAS APPEARED IN…

I Possess…

An insatiable work ethic and dedication to my craft, rivaled only by Dwight Schrute.

A keen ability to conquer challenges and power through adversity, evidenced by my Phoenix Suns fandom.

A creative and witty writing style, molded by my encyclopedic knowledge of movies and pop culture references.